273. The Parents Were Dismayed

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🗓️ 8 December 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined us
0:13.4	always by G.R. Dad. Hi. How's it going to your dad? Fine. Excellent. Excellent. The
0:17.4	cocktail of the week this week is it's called the Cracks in the Foundation. Oh that
0:24.1	doesn't sound good. That's very stressful. That's a very stressful one. Why isn't it
0:28.7	called the water leak? Because I got a whole story for you about this. Oh I'm anxious. Cracks
0:35.8	in the Foundation. It's bourbon, apple, brandy, cardamaro, capilletti, which I assume is a
0:42.9	liqueur and not the noodle. Don't assume. And black walnut bitters. I'm looking at a picture
0:48.3	and there's no noodles in it. Okay. Okay. Cracks in the foundation. This is a drink that
0:55.8	was created in response to an incident. So in Richmond, Virginia, Richmond Va, Metzger Bar
1:06.5	and Butchery, a German influence restaurant in the Union Hill neighborhood. Metzger means butcher.
1:13.1	So it's butchery butchery bar butchery bar and butchery. Yep. Guys. Look, maybe it's someone
1:18.6	whose name was Metzger because they have always been butchers. So they named it after themselves.
1:23.6	Sure. Fair enough. Okay. So it's a restaurant in Richmond and they had a reservation for a private party
1:35.2	which it turned out was the Family Foundation. The Family Foundation is like a super conservative
1:45.1	Christian anti LGBTQ anti abortion group. And the Metzger bar and Butchery is like it's so
1:57.3	so let me just say, excuse me, the co-owner is like a TV chef. She's on top chef. She was on
2:04.6	chopped. Oh, that's cool. Wow. And she says many of our staff are women or members of the LGBTQ
2:10.8	community. All of our staff are people with rights who deserve dignity and a safe work
2:14.7	environment environment. We respect our staffs established rights as humans and strive to create
2:19.5	a work environment where they can do their jobs with dignity, comfort and safety. So they realized
2:24.6	about an hour and a half before the event was to start. This was the Family Foundation and they're
2:28.3	like, fuck no, don't come. Yeah. So the Family Foundation is real mad about it. And they're like,
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