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This episode of Monster Talk has an explicit tag because it talks frankly about human anatomy

and about the South American fish that allegedly sometimes makes visits

to that same anatomy. I know for a variety of reasons

that there's going to be folk who don't want to hear about this because it makes them feel squeamish

but I hope if you can stomach it you'll stick with us because it turns out there's a lot of lessons

to be learned about humans as we examine the legends surrounding this fish. Thanks.

Monster Talk

Hey, did you have a pee before we left by the way?

No, I didn't. I was just forgetting the water.

It's bigger than my urine.

It's bigger than my urine. You mustn't pee in the river. That's the key thing.

There's a fish here called a candy roof fish. Have you heard of that?

Oh no, that's a urban myth isn't it? No, no, it's true. It's about this long

and if you pee in the water, which I'm seriously mustn't do,

it swims up your urine and into your willy. It's apparently unbelievably painful

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