Now are you in possession and ready for action?

I've had a slightly tricky morning Ian.

Ready for what sort of action incidentally?

God knows. Well, it's only 10 to 9. How have you had a tricky morning? Oh yes. Oh and we're also 30 seconds into the,

less than 30 seconds into the podcast. I've already said incidentally. So somebody's doing well on

for the many, for the many bingo, well, Ian, it's like this.

Okay.

As a woman going to a wedding today, I've had to do that bizarre thing this morning of

trying to make my teeth whiter and my legs browner.

Okay.

So I've had the fake tan on.

I had to swill it off before doing this podcast otherwise i

would be very very dark you are a woman of a certain age why do you want people to see your legs

oh thanks the alternative it so i'm wearing a dress summary dress. I don't really want to be wearing a great

big thick pair of tights. So I won't be, you know, I'm not wearing skimpy shorts. I'm not going

as Daisy Duke or anything. You're not going to be flaunting yourself in a brazen way.

No. I mean, I have a little, I will make sure that almost all of the buttons are done up down the front of my very nice shirt dress.

But just leaving, just leaving one tantalizing one.

Tantilizing leg.

Sneakers.

No, it's my nephew's wedding.

I'm not going to be embarrassing anybody.

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