Oh, the Emperor podcast is weak. Coming down from a comic on highest so much easier when

you've been granted an audience with the great Stanley True Believers. Also the brilliant

Camel Nanjiani talks about the big sick. Oh, that and more. Other Muffy Podcasts, who

did not re-record this intro at short notice in a snatch made in room on Friday afternoon.

For reasons, I will never fully disclose and now back to the regularly scheduled intro.

Hello, part. I'm Chris. You're welcome to the Empire podcast. If you listened to our

comic on special episode, I can tell you that I am back and I got some sleep. Not a lot

of sleep, but enough. This week I'm joined by two colleagues of such lethal cunning, both

of whom assure me that they aren't those shape-shifty menaces, the scrolls, but there's

only one way to find out is with a test of lethal cunning. So you say you're the geek,

queen Helena Harrah, but how many times of Sam and Dean taken off their shirts in supernatural?

Like practically none. That is incorrect. You are a scroll. I demand my five pounds back.

The answer is in every episode. It is not in every episode. They they lather. Believe me,

they lather each other in every episode. All right, here's one. John Newjunt, you are the

quiet, poddle of the podcast. How many people's careers have you destroyed in a rage?

Well, one, John Favreau. John Favreau, that is correct. You are John Newjunt Helen. He's not

Helen. He's a scroll. You are John Newjunt. You have destroyed John Favreau's career. He had a

retreat in shame after you destroyed his career. And he's directing a book. I don't even read it.

You got a lion? A lion, I don't even know this. Only one billion, mate. Forget about it.

Just the one. Just the one. Welcome both. How are you all? Good. Thank you. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You're recovering from Comic Con envy, obviously.

Oh, believe me. There was no envy. There was no envy to be had.

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