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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

273. No Kings, No Queens

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 โ€ข 26.5K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 15 September 2022

โฑ๏ธ 62 minutes

๐Ÿงพ๏ธ Download transcript

Summary

Check out LIFELINE! watchlifeline.com ๐ŸŽŸ Catch the uncensored/extended episodes ad/commercial free +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ‘‰ Thank you BetterHelp! Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/congratulations ๐Ÿ‘‰ 10% off Pure Spectrum CBD, use code CONGRATS at checkout purespectrumcbd.com This week Chris discusses the passing of Queen Elizabeth, the weirdness of Washington DC, how much ventriloquism sucks, Indiana Jones 5 and much more. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ•บ TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia ๐ŸŽฎ Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue ๐Ÿฅ Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ‘ค Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

RUNK

0:05.3

Welcome to a super cult production of congratulations

0:17.7

Just touch down just touch down we touch down dude. We're back. We're back

0:24.1

From the road, you know and it's great if you like this podcast

0:28.6

What you do because you're listening, you know?

0:31.6

And you're in our cult. This is how it is

0:34.9

And if you're if you like the podcast subscribe to super cults do you subscribe to the page

0:40.3

We put out this and we put out lifeline. I'm sporting a lifeline merch here

0:43.6

You can go to crystalia.com to get all the merch you need

0:47.1

Lifeline and the and the crystalia merch and well the fucking the the congratulations podcast merch and all that shit, man

0:54.6

We had torx lucid merch that's going selling like hot cakes. We were in Atlanta and DC, but it's all good. We'll get to that

1:01.6

I appreciate you listening, but like and subscribe to the channel man. I can't break fucking 596

1:08.1

Thousand I don't understand what it is

1:11.6

And and I don't understand what it is

1:14.9

All I know is that there's that I can't break that and I can't get the money out of my fucking TikTok account because I don't know the goddamn

1:22.5

What do you call it?

1:25.5

What do they call it the fucking I don't know the code or whatever that get the fucking thing in the token that the extra app that they have to use

1:31.9

I don't want to do it's the authenticator app

1:34.1

Figured it out dude need ginkgo below, but all good dude, but you can go to

1:38.9

Chrissy.com get your fucking peri-brinkle life rips shits

1:42.6

Puffy as fuck dude or the new brown choco shits life rips. Oh, yeah, those are nice and dusty because they've been over there in my floor

1:50.2

Whatever though dude, we got hoodies on the floor

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