#273 - Kwik Save Clothes, Tallinn Jokes and Big Bisc

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2023

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

It’s a good job that the microphones in Broadcasting House are on adjustable mic stands, because for today’s show self-certified posh person Sir Elis James was presenting from atop a felt-lined throne, whilst the peasants that are John and Producer Dave were forced to sit on upturned wooden buckets, never once making eye contact with his highness. And as an offering to the people, Sir James presented a venerable feast of content… the broadest content in the land! John shares a teary Turkish restaurant tale, the guys come up with their own range of soft toys, someone mistakes James Bond for Ed Miliband and Elis gives us an insight into his favourite darts chants.

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0:00.0	Jill Scott's coffee glove. We are back. I'm so excited for the second series, Ben.
0:05.6	It's gonna be so exciting, bigger and better this year.
0:08.5	We've got the Lioness's England manager, Sabrina. Wow.
0:12.1	It's if we've got Sabrina. I'm happy that I've seen her a couple of times after the Euros.
0:16.3	But more anti-V done in life. Oh, yeah.
0:18.8	Let's see her now, here. Let's not forget as well, Jill. We've got to hear about all your antics in the jungle too.
0:23.4	Every now and then, there'd just be a tan I'd gone.
0:25.8	Jill, you want that allowed to leave Cali that way?
0:29.0	So I was constantly getting in trouble.
0:31.0	Jill Scott's Coffee Club. Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:37.6	BBC Sounds. Music, radio, podcasts.
0:41.0	Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Ellis James and John Robbins Show podcast. We are here.
0:48.0	We are grateful. Yeah. We are ready to broadcast. We are going into it with
0:57.0	an attitude of what Ellis? Gratitude. Yeah, Steve.
1:00.5	An open mind. Good, Ellis. Horniness. There we go. And Dave.
1:08.2	Just a little bit of blooming humility for crying our lives and humour.
1:11.6	Is it too much to ask to go into it with a little bit of humility, a little bit of humour and a
1:17.2	little bit of horniness? Yeah. The three H's. Yeah.
1:20.2	Yeah. I'll be honest with you, it's an odd atmosphere here in the studio.
1:26.8	I'm just bringing the horniness. It's a my corner of the room. Horrible.
1:30.2	I mean, very musky. They're my big three H's for my sex life in general.
1:34.6	I'm always come with the humour, the humility and the horniness.
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