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Two Hot Takes

273: GIRL..

Two Hot Takes

Two Hot Takes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Education

4.68.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren!! :) We are getting into stories and problems that just want to say "Girl.." "Girly Pop" "GIRL what are you doing".. You know what we mean right? Like how else do you respond to your friend catfishing your wife to find out if she's a cheater, or your husband saying he doesnt want you to attend his military graduation, or your boyfriend crashing out on you yet still considering patching things up?! Going to need your thoughts on these. For the REST of this episode head over to Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WRITE IN TO US!! Our SubReddit! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay, you ready?

0:02.1

We got this.

0:03.4

Okay.

0:03.8

We are going to do so good today.

0:05.4

Okay.

0:05.8

No one's going to yell at us.

0:06.9

Really?

0:07.8

No one is going to yell at us.

0:09.9

Are you like trying to manifest that?

0:11.7

Yes.

0:14.0

Well, I just, you know, I feel like we're jokesters.

0:19.1

Like our love language is being playful and poking fun with each other and cutting each other off.

0:26.1

Yes. It's our favorite thing to do. I don't want to finish my sentence. Never. Let my brain work less hard.

0:33.8

It'll be a run on sentence that will never end. You've got to cut me off. Well, you know, it's funny is actually I've been better about not interrupting you and I just let you go. Oh, no. Yeah. And then when I'm editing, when I'm editing it, I'll get to the end of your sentence and you kind of start like, you start like, you start like trailing off to where you're like can you and you're like yeah you're like

0:57.1

waiting for me to jump in but i but i don't anymore no we not all the times obviously but we have a cadence

1:04.9

and then you'll be like you'll get to the end you'll be like but i don't know but like you know what i mean

1:09.5

but never mind but actually i don't know i don't know i'm talking about because you didn't cut in. Exactly. But I literally, I won't like interrupt you. So when I'm editing, there's like literally a five second like break that you take in the middle of your sentence. And then I can tell you're waiting for me. But I'm like, I'm not coming in. No, you have to. I'm trying to be better.

2:02.1

I've, that's how I, I rely on that now. There's only like probably been like two times that you've cut me off where I've been like, I really wanted to finish my sentence there. Well, that's where you got to like, you're just going to be like, shut up it. No, but like my point is, is that like it's so, it's like usually the cadence that I appreciate. And so I'm saying that it's like that's such a rarity for you to cut me off in a point where I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, like let me finish. Like that doesn't, it doesn't usually happen. I'm just like, yes. Yes, We're vibeen. We're driving. We're going to have a good time. It really works for my ADHD brain for

2:07.9

whatever reason. Um, so. Okay. Well, I'll try to interrupt you more today is what I'm hearing.

2:14.8

Yeah. Everyone's already screaming in their car. Well, I have an eye twitch

2:21.1

from hell. I've had bananas. I hate when that happens. I've had water. I'm really trying to

2:27.7

really hydrate today. So I've got a propel water, a sparkling water. If that doesn't help, Justin's bringing wine. So we're going to have

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