273. Bill Bonds (Live in Detroit)

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4.9 • 752 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

The guys celebrate the beloved news anchor (and notorious drunk) as they sample his cocktail of choice.

Recorded live at The Magic Bag, Ferndale, MI

BILL BONDS RECIPE:

1 part CROWN ROYAL
1 part BUTTERSCOTCH SCHNAPPS

Combine ingredients in a rocks glass filled with ice and enjoy.

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0:00.0	Yeah, Michigan, Fernhill!
0:12.0	Yeah, what's up Detroit? Damn.
0:27.7	All right, all right.
0:28.7	Wow.
0:29.7	A dab.
0:31.0	Welcome to the sloppy boys,
0:32.4	where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love.
0:35.1	I'm Jeff Duttonton along with Michael Hanford.
0:37.6	Yo.
0:38.2	And Tim Calpacus.
0:39.5	What is up?
0:40.1	Uh,
0:40.3	it's up.
1:10.8	It's like Ghostbusters Croshing the streams. It's like Ghostbusters crossing the streams. Whoa. Ooh. Hey. A little hot, a little heat. A little heat up here. Hey, how about my geek shit reference when the Ghostbusters cross the streams? That's not geek shit. That just means you're an 80s kid.
1:11.7	Oh, shit.
1:15.3	For a second, though, I thought I was at Comic-Con.
1:17.9	Don't encourage them, folks.
1:20.8	Detroit Comic-Con.
1:26.0	We can say Detroit.
1:29.0	I know we're in Furndale, but this is Detroit. Oh, yeah. As far as I'm concerned, we brought out the Furndale Fern. Yeah. Hold on. I think he wanted to say something.
1:35.4	You guys suck. Oh, hey, what? Wait, us or the audience? You guys. Oh, you, well, I think he sucks.
1:43.3	Yeah, he sucks. He sucks. Um, is this, uh, Mike and Jeff, I think he sucks. Yeah, he sucks.
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