#273: Are They All Bad?
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2020
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
2- No, you’re not slaves. You’re fools.
3- This is a test, Georgia. It is only a test.
4- Vegas is a gamble
5- Who finances this operation freedom thing?
6- My Pillow, My Masks, My Money
7 - Big business is small business
8- I can get by on 47 million
9- I didn’t get a billion dollars by helpin' people.
10- Stupid will always survive
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden and I want to welcome you to episode 273 of my podcast. Who's Paying |
| 0:23.5 | Attention? I want to thank you for listening. I hope you're still safe and healthy out |
| 0:28.7 | there, still social distancing, which I'm definitely going to talk about in this podcast and, you |
| 0:35.4 | know, using common sense, which is something else I'm going to talk about in this podcast. |
| 0:40.7 | Now, we all have heard the saying that common sense is not too common. |
| 0:44.7 | Well, this past week, we've had a lot of proof of it. |
| 0:48.7 | So as you've probably seen, there were protests around the country. |
| 0:55.1 | Yeah, let's call them protests. |
| 0:57.5 | Michigan, Colorado, some here in California, |
| 1:01.9 | against keeping the country. |
| 1:05.8 | I don't even want to give it credence by saying keeping the country shut down. |
| 1:09.6 | Against stay-at-home orders. Yeah, against various governors stay-at-home orders. Interestingly, want to give it credence by saying keeping the country shut down against stay at home orders yeah |
| 1:11.5 | against various governors stay at home orders interestingly only democratic governors but you knew that |
| 1:18.4 | anyway these groups have uh shown up you know let's talk about michigan because michigan |
| 1:25.4 | is where i think we had some of the |
| 1:27.9 | craziest. Some of the funny was everywhere. The dumb was everywhere. But Michigan's where they |
| 1:32.4 | get really kind of dangerous because they felt the need to go to the capital in their |
| 1:37.9 | camouflage with their guns raised. And I've said this before. I don't know what that's about. |
| 1:44.1 | I don't know if they think they can shoot the virus or if the camouflage means the virus won't see them. |
| 1:50.0 | But anyway, this is how they go and they the rhetoric is utterly ridiculous. Some of them, they had one of the protesters who compared it to slavery. They said the |
| 2:05.6 | stay-at-home orders is like slavery. Okay, here's the first thing, stupid. No slaves fought to work. |
| 2:14.8 | See, you're fighting to go to work. Well, you're not really, but you're talking |
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