Hello and welcome to the Pink Pike podcast.

My name is Henry.

And this week, we're beginning to outnumber you.

I am joined by fellow Brit, Jesse May.

And Dario, you've got the sole responsibility

of doing North America proud as we...

It's a big job these days.

Yeah, use weird turns of phrase that you have no idea what they mean. Everything's going to

sound... All the foods are going to sound like they're not foods. All the conversations

are going to have so many weird bits like, what was my

friend the other day? A chinwag. They loved it. My Canadian friends. Ooh, a little chin wag. I like that.

A little chinwag. I'll have a little chingwag today. Um, the snow's here, Dario. Yeah.

In our little corner. I've spent the weekend, having the most scrummish weekend ever of I went climbing and I went skiing. Oh.

Why do these people hate toes so much?

My toes are just ruined.

Why do they hate what they got against toes?

Having at one point mostly rock climbed with my time, I was not an evangelist of the super tight shoe program.

I think it's wrong.

But I guess if you're really like, you're a real sender and you want some super pointy feet, you can do that.

It's not pleasant though.

I actually bought some shoes and then I went to the charity shop and got a pre-stained t-shirt so I fit in at the gym.

Consider getting rid of your toenails just now.

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