2723 - Cristela Alonzo

Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast

Misfit Toys

Comedy, Pardcast, Nnf, Matt Belknap, Jimmy Pardo

4.6 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2021

⏱️ 131 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Roller skating with Cristela Alonzo.

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0:00.0	Miss Fit toys.
0:01.8	Please don't take this person out.
0:04.3	Would you pull out a gold arrow?
0:08.1	Get the fuck out of my way.
0:10.6	Cause there's been one of those days.
0:13.1	What's up, player?
0:14.4	Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
0:16.6	Call the cops, there's a plant singing.
0:18.3	That's the name of the van you freak.
0:20.2	I like Mr. Bean.
0:21.2	Mr. Suzuki-Beruto.
0:23.2	I find you so asexual.
0:24.8	Use it.
0:25.8	Use it.
0:26.8	Don't mean Frankenstein.
0:27.8	Bad, I don't know.
0:31.8	Live on tape.
0:44.8	It's the fastest hour in podcasting.
0:47.0	This is Never Not Funny.
0:48.9	Now yours your host, Jimmy Pardo.
0:51.8	Hello everybody, indeed, you're welcome to the program.
0:55.9	I'm the host Jimmy Pardo.
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