Wow! Hello and welcome to the Broad Japan podcast.

Probably the best way of learning about life in Japan without actually being in Japan.

I'm the host Chris Broad, but joined always, by England's top Japan enthusiast,

Mr. Pete Dalson.

Pete, what are you doing?

What am I doing? What am I doing?

That was very...

I mean, to be honest,

I was selecting fire hydrants

and bridges and some stairwells

to log into an upload system

for how we get this show out.

So I thought, okay, get a head start while you were doing the intro.

What you just said?

Confused me immensely.

Well, you know, like those capture things where they go, oh, you have not logged in from here before.

So can you click on a fire hydrant?

Can you click on a, what's?

I hate that.

Yeah, I had to do something in a hurry, like a government document the other day. And it was like, pick the strawberries and the bananas.

I'm like, if I don't fill this out, people die.

Move this bit of the jigsaw into the middle.

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