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Punch Drunk Sports

#272 "The Open Michael Jordans" with Jeremiah Watkins

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8904 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2018

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Jeremiah Watkins joins the guys in studio to talk comedy, recreational league basketball, and plenty more. Later in the show, Teeb challenges a series of theatre actors to a series of fist fights.
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Past guests include Joe Rogan, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many, many others.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,

0:06.0

three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.

0:11.1

Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.

0:13.1

All right.

0:13.9

Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.

0:16.8

And don't get us started on Mel.

0:19.4

But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.

0:22.6

All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat. Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel

0:27.4

with us. P. and Dau Ferris, there is another way.

0:30.0

For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.

0:35.2

This is the mani bitch!

0:38.4

Dildo corn is alive and kicking.

0:41.8

Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times,

0:44.0

if you know what I'm saying?

0:45.0

This brother, breaking all the 40 yard,

0:48.0

this brother, come on, zip it!

0:51.0

I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.

0:52.0

You call that a penalty?

0:54.4

Who's number one?

0:55.4

Who's number one?

0:56.1

It's the LA clippers.

0:57.2

Oh, shut up!

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