272 - Stranded With No Service

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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0:00.0	Happy Monday, ghosties.
0:02.0	It's another great week to be listening to this podcast.
0:05.0	Brad, this past weekend I was performing and one day I was in Key West Florida.
0:10.0	Never been to Key West Florida and just making small talk with a woman at the venue and
0:16.4	Here's what I'll say just kind of a spoiler as bad as you claim to be with dates
0:20.8	And I don't know when no claiming it's, it's true. Okay, as bad as you are with
0:25.7	dates, not knowing if something happened three weeks ago or six months ago, not knowing anybody's
0:30.4	you know, birthday and stuff like that.
0:33.0	I would dare to say this woman is maybe worse with numbers.
0:37.3	So we're just small talk.
0:38.4	I've never been to Key West before.
0:40.6	Oh, yeah, you should try this, for coffee and I was like how many people who live here?
0:49.7	And she was like who? How many people live here? Live here like it like define live you know because there's people that are inhabited here
0:56.7	are already I'm like this is taking longer than I was hoping they would go yeah just making small talk just looking for just an average ballpark.
1:04.7	Who? I'm trying to think I know like 15 years ago we yeah like the census was in 20 20 so it's been like but COVID I don't know if everyone
1:17.3	really assume you know probably inflated the rates by at least seven and a half
1:21.6	since then.
1:22.8	So it's a lot of this, a lot of her talking out loud,
1:24.7	and then eventually her answer is,
1:28.1	I got to go with, I can't even say a number.
1:31.0	Oh, like you can't be something.
1:34.0	No, no number at all.
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