271 - Teen Witch

Romancing the Pod

Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser

Comedy, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.8 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

“If he had brought a pig under his arm—it’s Hamlet.”

This week’s hottest movie is... Teen Witch. This film has everything: a bow-tyrant teaching civics, An agent of chaos that thinks he's in a different movie, And a hallway rap squad you wish would just lose themselves, and give you a moment with mom's spaghetti. If you love terrible teachers, gremlin energy, and haunted hallways, this episode’s for you!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	you better not have no planes tonight
0:06.0	movie time and it's feeling right
0:10.0	you're looking for a love than last
0:15.0	you'll find it a romance in the podcast
0:20.0	ooh oh baby had me out
0:22.8	Hello.
0:24.0	Ooh, I love you.
0:26.2	I know.
0:28.0	Ooh, ooh, baby, you're the wind
0:30.3	beneath my wings.
0:32.1	Ooh, ah.
0:34.1	I'll have what she's having.
0:36.0	Paige, I literally have no idea which podcast this is for
0:39.1	This is for romancing the pot
0:41.1	All right I guess we'll find that out when you start the intro I guess
0:44.3	Thank you for tuning into romancing the pod
0:47.5	You had us at top that I'm Paige Wesley
0:50.4	Oh man and I'm your
0:52.1	What Your Parents Thought the Beastie Boys were at the time, Todd Schlosser.
0:57.8	And this week, Paige made us watch Teen Witch.
1:02.3	So Paige, why would you do this to people?
1:05.3	Why would you make us watch Teen Witch?
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