271: SPLC Ya Later Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Ken ham’s ark park see less footraffic than your mom, we find a great new reason to ejaculate on a wall (your mom), and Lee Strobel will prove that the New Testament is the New Testament. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: To check out the Encyclopedia Dumb-erica, click here: http://www.encyclopediadumberica.com/index.php/Encyclopedia_Dumberica --- Headlines: SPLC gets rid of its anti-Muslim Extremist list: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/19/the-splc-has-removed-its-controversial-page-listing-anti-muslim-extremists/ Stanford study does NOT show that religious kids do best in school: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/19/a-stanford-study-does-not-show-that-the-most-religious-kids-do-best-in-school/ Appeals court rules that pastor was allowed to use unpaid labor at his restaurant: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/20/appeals-court-pastor-didnt-break-law-when-using-unpaid-labor-at-restaurant/ Ark Encounter numbers are heinous: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/21/ark-encounters-latest-attendance-numbers-are-ken-hams-nightmare/ Christian magic school students are doing stupid stuff: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/20/students-at-christian-hogwarts-suck-graves-and-try-to-walk-through-walls/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Christian blogger’s fashion advice to not be a harlot: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/21/christian-blogger-if-you-dont-dress-in-a-godly-way-you-must-be-a-harlot/ Hasidic sect sees rapist rabbi as god: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/20/hasidic-sect-sees-rapist-rabbi-as-god-believers-allow-him-to-do-anything/ Woman turns down Pakistani man’s marriage proposal; he sets her on fire: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/24/a-woman-turned-down-a-pakistani-mans-marriage-proposal-he-set-her-on-fire/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains explicit language, but it also has some non-cuss words in between.
0:05.3	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club.
0:10.7	And by the affordable way to destroy a new, new universe every week, Dollar Shiva Club.
0:17.3	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:20.1	Hello there. This is Natalie from EncyclopediaDamerica.com
0:25.7	And I'm here to tell you that despite all of the overwhelming false evidence to the contrary,
0:32.9	we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:36.1	It's Thursday, it's April 26th.
0:58.8	And the case for Christ is a total witch hunt.
1:01.6	I have no illusions.
1:03.1	And from New York, Secret Layer, Pennsylvania, this is The Skating Atheist.
1:11.1	Oh, this week's episode can ham's arc parks ease less foot traffic than your mom.
1:16.1	We find a great new reason to ejaculate on a wall, your mom.
1:21.1	And at least trouble will prove that the New Testament is the New Testament.
1:26.1	But first, the Dietri.
1:33.1	Apparently, I'm a terrible magic audience.
1:53.1	I'm not rude.
1:54.1	I mean, I don't loudly announce where the coin is or anything.
1:57.6	I clap when I'm supposed to clap.
1:59.1	I laugh when I'm supposed to laugh.
2:01.1	And I pick a card any card if I'm called upon to do so.
2:03.6	I've made my living as an entertainer most of my life.
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