270: Trouble with God Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, the Mormons introduce the world to their black friend, we learn on InfoWars that Alex Jones invented the clitoris in 1988, and Chris Matheson will be here to suggest the bible, koran, and book of mormon might just be bullshit. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: To pre-order a copy of Chris’s new book “The Trouble with God: A Divine Comedy about Judgement (and Misjudgement)”, click here: https://www.amazon.com/Trouble-God-Divine-Judgment-Misjudgment-ebook/dp/B07BTPWKDS/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1524000056&sr=1-2 To check out Crazy Zach’s YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7jw-8dGW13Q6YWszHnAWbQ --- Headlines: David Silverman removed from AA due to accusations of misconduct: https://www.buzzfeed.com/peteraldhous/david-silverman-atheist-fired-sexual-misconduct?utm_term=.la1wXxnGK#.kb2doO6NE Pope releases pamphlet about how Satan is definitely real: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/13/speak-of-the-devil-new-pope-document-references-satan-more-than-a-dozen-times/ PA psychic gets charged with "illegal fortune-telling": http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/09/pa-psychic-scammer-didnt-foresee-criminal-charges-for-illegal-fortunetelling/ Rapture is coming on April 23rd: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/04/12/the-rapture-is-april-23-says-man-whose-2017-rapture-predictions-never-came-true/ Mormons pick their first non-white apostle: http://www.newsweek.com/mormons-non-white-apostles-pick-opinion-878223 Alex Jones has been getting stalked by Satan's fuck minions since high school: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-claims-attractive-women-tried-to-date-him-in-high-school-to-convert-him-to-satanism/ --- This Week in Misogyny: FGM in India: https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2018/mar/06/study-reveals-fgm-india-female-genital-mutilation Saudi women fighting against male guardianship: https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2018/mar/28/saudi-arabia-women-strive-to-bring-male-guardians-to-a-twitter-end

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains explicit language, because implicit language can go
0:05.8	fuck itself.
0:07.4	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Lou Aepren and by the law
0:13.5	firm of Michael Cohen.
0:15.4	Nobody will ever know you're a big smelly third.
0:19.0	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:21.1	I'm CrazyZack from the CrazyZack YouTube channel that's crazy with a 4 instead of an
0:25.7	A and Zach with an H instead of a K.
0:29.6	He and my buddy Cody, who helped me leave my cult, went to the zoo the other day.
0:33.4	We saw a monkey stick his finger in his ass and smell it.
0:36.2	And I do the same thing, which led us to the conclusion that we did in fact evolve from
0:41.0	filthy monkey men.
0:59.6	It's Thursday.
1:04.6	It's April 19th.
1:06.6	And just to be clear, we know who are lawyers.
1:09.6	I have no illusions.
1:12.3	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:13.3	I'm Heath N. Wright.
1:15.0	And from New York, New York, Secret Layer, Pennsylvania, this Skating Atheist.
1:20.4	Oh, this week's episode, The Mormons introduced the world to their black friend.
1:24.7	We learn on Info Wars that Alex Jones invented the clitoris in 1988.
1:30.4	And Chris Mathison will be here to suggest the Bible, Quran, and Book of Mormon might
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