#271: Q in a Quandary

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

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4.9 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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TESD talks Star Wars, beauty pageants and whether or not Hilary Clinton is their Abuela.

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0:00.0	You make me feel so young.
0:09.7	You make me feel like spring has sprung it. Which you
0:27.6	Brads likes to suck dick the most.
0:31.5	LAUGHTER like what the
0:42.9	somebody at home
0:46.8	somebody at home no doubt
0:47.4	putting a gun in their mouth right now
0:49.1	and they're right to do it
0:51.9	and they're right to do it.
1:02.6	Tell them, Steve, Dave.
1:05.6	So I said, motherfucker, I got a lot of child porn.
1:06.8	I'm going to need two terabytes.
1:09.3	I'm not sure that that's... What?
1:09.9	Oh.
1:10.5	Oh, hello. And welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve, Dave. Wait, I think we're going to leave you hanging and not give you a Christmas Eve. But in this scenario where you have a lot of child porn, who are you talking to? Are you at best by buying a larger drive? I was just pretend I was in the middle of a conversation with you.
1:29.1	Oh, with me?
1:29.6	Oh, I'm the other guy?
1:30.8	Yeah.
1:31.9	Like, you're recommending that I only get like 500 gigs as opposed to a terabyte.
1:36.6	And I'm like, what are you fucking stupid?
1:37.8	You know how much child pornography I have?
1:39.9	That's just a weird setup.
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