271: Pocket full of c*m (PHub bought TikTok?, Saddest reddit page, Nut thief confessions)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

"I'm bricked up." - You, after signing up for the Stiff Socks Patreon and realizing you get to support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod

We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this head to YouTube and comment Jokey joke foot foot come come.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Do you think Jeff Dunne gets head from his puppets?
0:02.0	He makes a flash on a talk.
0:05.0	What?
0:08.0	We need another drunk pod.
0:09.0	Drunk pod.
0:10.0	I'm sick of it.
0:11.0	We need another fucking drunk pod.
0:12.0	We can do it after do you have
0:13.5	anything and do you have spots tonight? I do dude I just want to
0:15.8	hibernate in a sleeping bag. I don't want to drink it. I haven't a let oh you don't
0:19.1	want to know okay I have 11 on flights., if I didn't have hangovers, I would be a problem.
0:26.4	I would be funneling Gregus through a Slim Jim.
0:29.7	Dude, let me tell you a secret.
0:31.3	If Adderall made me not the most least fucking Let me
0:33.0	not the most least
0:34.6	least fucking creative personal world.
0:36.6	I would be taking 100 of them a day.
0:40.3	I feel awesome on them.
0:42.1	Except when people ask me to do anything creative,
0:44.6	like hey, what do you think about the YouTube title?
0:46.2	I'm like, a gah, yeah, I feel like my brains on like cruise control.
0:49.0	I like lock in.
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