Your Honor, my client is retarded.

From the smallest room in New York City.

I arrest my kids.

It gives you a reason to leave.

I don't know which lawyer I am right now, actually.

Oh, here's an interesting story.

And this is a change in perspective because in Queens, a man was arrested after his

groping video went viral.

Yeah.

So there is a downside sometimes to you in your viral video 36 year old Pablo

lazano sat next to a 16 year old victim on the Q53 bus around 3 p.m.

Lazano said to the victim and this is a come online I've never heard I don't care about you

my house is your house usually you say me Casas, Sue Casa.

Yeah if you're if you're yeah speak you know he he went into

the spanish even if you're not spanish you say that that's like the only spanish phrase most people know

oh right it's like using you know using the english word for ancelada or something yeah exactly

what now it says i don't care about you i don't care about you. I don't care about you. I don't understand what that

means. He's negging. Oh, that's what's called negging. I haven't learned to care for you yet.

You know, you're somebody I don't even know. You're a stranger to me. And you look weird.

And your top is out of style. And your fucking one leg is shorter than the other one and your pussy stinks.

Anyways, here's my number.

I just don't think that negging works unless you have to really be, have you ever tried

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