#271: It's A Conspiracy
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2020
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 271 of my podcast. Who's paying attention? And really thank you guys for the support. |
| 0:26.2 | I'm listening here, listening to Wait, Wait, which I recorded over the weekend and hit me up on Facebook, |
| 0:32.4 | which I'm going to get into a bit later. But thank you. I really do appreciate it as you know i'm not working i know |
| 0:40.7 | many of you are not working and uh there's no projection as to when we'll go back to work i don't |
| 0:46.8 | know when clubs are going to open again uh my may dates are all slowly being canceled april obviously is gone. And, uh, you know, it is what it is. |
| 0:57.5 | So we're all, not all of us, most of us are hunkered down and trying to survive this thing. |
| 1:05.9 | I'll say again, I've said it before. I'll say it again. Give yourself a break from the news. I understand wanting |
| 1:12.0 | to know what's going on. Personally, I prefer reading it to watching it. I don't watch much TV news. |
| 1:17.6 | I watched one press conference last week from the mayor of L.A. And it was actually pretty good. |
| 1:24.7 | Garcetti's doing a pretty good job. It was informative. |
| 1:27.8 | He talked about, they stepped up the use of the masks. |
| 1:31.7 | And again, I'm going to talk more about this later. |
| 1:33.7 | But they ask that you wear masks now whenever you're in a public place, a store. |
| 1:41.8 | Hey, walk in the street. |
| 1:42.9 | Yeah, maybe. |
| 1:43.8 | A lot of people do. |
| 1:45.0 | I started wearing them. |
| 1:46.7 | I hadn't worn mine for a long time. |
| 1:48.9 | And, you know, the initial reports were that the mask would protect you from spreading it, but not protect you from getting it. |
| 1:55.4 | Whatever. |
| 1:56.9 | I'm trying to follow the news. |
| 1:58.8 | I told you before, I'm doing my best to listen to scientists and not listen to politicians. I'm not crazy about the scoreboard. I get it, but I'm not crazy about it. We have as a nation, we've passed 10,000 deaths from coronavirus or COVID-19, however you want to call it. |
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