271. Got No Brain

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Check out LIFELINE! watchlifeline.com 🎟 Catch the uncensored/extended episodes ad/commercial free +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia 👉 Thank you BetterHelp! Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/congratulations 👉 10% off Pure Spectrum CBD, use code CONGRATS at checkout purespectrumcbd.com This week Chris has returned to the road and is loving his crowds in Dallas and Wichita! Plus Cypress Hill is at the airport and we've got Tinder conversations and Deserve-It-Scale videos! Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	RUNK!
0:02.5	Hahaha!
0:05.6	Hello guys and welcome to a super cult production of...
0:09.0	Congratulations!
0:19.6	Dude, it's awesome man!
0:22.1	Um...
0:23.1	The guy's writing me here, let me figure this out.
0:25.8	Um...
0:27.3	Just...
0:28.8	Okay, very cool.
0:30.8	Um...
0:31.8	Alright dude, yeah dude, I get texts, whatever, what do you want from me?
0:36.3	I get texts and sometimes I need to check them and that's how it goes.
0:39.8	And, uh... you know, that's me being respectfully me for that ass.
0:44.8	So, thank you for listening.
0:46.8	This is, uh... you know...
0:48.3	Congratulations episode, whatever it is.
0:50.3	I'm not in the business account in the episodes, um...
0:53.8	But, uh... I'm here.
0:55.3	And man, let me just tell you...
0:56.8	Let me actually start off by saying, first of all, we got merch out there, we got the brown...
1:00.8	...shits and the periwinkle shits out there, and the life rips.
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