271: F These Kids

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Ms. Pat's kids are in big trouble for their sneaky behavior, and she's had enough. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly. Money never felt like
0:25.0	Monzo. Download your new favorite bank. UK residents tease and seas apply.
0:30.0	Hey it's white boy Chris if the pat down's ever made you laugh then join our
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0:37.7	rabbit miss pat's autobiography visit miss pat comedy dot com for the link to the
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0:44.0	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down and I'm here at my house and my cribbing.
0:49.3	Yes, I'm going to get something behind me very soon.
0:51.8	I'm working on other shit, so stop asking me. I'm here with
0:55.0	Dionne Currie. What's up y'all? Yes, they are at, we are in the studio and I'm here with Chris Bangor Lane, Dangolane,
1:01.6	Dangolane, Dangolane, Dangalin. Bama Clark.
1:03.0	What?
1:04.0	Bama Clark?
1:05.0	He want to be black so bad.
1:07.0	He sounds like he calling my knees her name with Buellock.
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