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could reveal. What I intend to prove today, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is that Marvin Harry

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hopper can I go back over there when I write. We have Senator Ted Cruz in the program today and

Courtney. Here Jeff Courtney Scott. That Courtney Scott is going to be in the show.

Big announcements being made. Before we get to them, producing with me in video studios always

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