The Welcome to another brand new sparking edition of The Thought Police with me Mike Graham and him.

Kevin O'Sullivan.

Welcome to what is what I suppose the second week of April. The fucking rain is falling, the wind is blowing, it's freezing cold.

I went out for lunch the other day and literally couldn't get a seat inside the restaurant.

Oh, you know, outside.

Which was sunny when I started.

And by the time the food arrived, pissing down the rain.

I was like, what the fuck?

There were two things.

Right, so back in January just talking about

alfresco dining it was my wife Henrietta's birthday.

And so I better not mention the name of the restaurant but it's one of the better

well it's a thing. Did you manage to get home in time to take it to the restaurant?

I did. It was the last time you did let to do that.

No, that was a salad so we made her way down and she was all excited about it and we got there and

yeah so Kevin I saw the other and I saw we have a table but you know we don't I

asked for I'd ask them to bring some champagne and all this for it but you know

and say oh yes yes we've got your booking this is January the middle of

fucking you're told me this story yeah yeah you want to have a table

outside I said I don't really want a table outside you know on account of it's

pissing with rain and freezing fucking you know they go well that's what we got you

down for so I said well obviously we're not going to eat outside. We need to eat outside

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