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Hi, everybody. Welcome to Amide the Assault podcast.

I'm Danny Vega, joined today by my lovely, lovable co-host, Sarah Levine.

Sarah, how are you today?

Well, I have an important Dunkin update.

I sent the onesie back.

They're going to give me a refund. Yeah, I went through the motions of trying to dispute it with my credit card and I was just like, I think that's really a last resort when you've tried. And I am trying with the merchant as being a fucking douche canoe was not like a selectable option when I went through the prompts. I was just like fucking fine take your shitty onesie back give me my $65 yes I'm embarrassed too but I spent that much god Sarah

that's so much it was too much um so never again um but whatever they should be processing my refund today. And if I don't

see a bite tomorrow, then I'll dispute the charge. Um, also I tried that, well, I didn't even try

this, but I ran out of pasta at home. This is the only thing I can cook pretty much. So I, I had a box of like red lentil pasta, like pasta made out of lentils.

And I just have to say I am not a fan of these alternative noodles. Like they just don't, they're not good.

Like the chickpea pasta, I've had it. It's gross. It tastes weird. And it makes this like foam when you're boiling it. That's not appetizing. This red lentil pasta. I've had it. It's gross. It tastes weird and it makes this like foam when you're boiling it.

That's not appetizing. This red lentil pasta somehow is like even blander than just plain pasta by

itself. Like I don't, I don't understand what happened there. But wow. Yeah, yeah. I will be

going to only wheat pastas from now on

that's all i have to say well look i mean i didn't expect this this to turn into this we were like

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