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🗓️ 19 December 2022
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Those of us who’ve had horrific nightmares of floating alone in a vast, dark ocean only to feel the slippery, sinewy grasp of an unseen tentacled terror wrap around our leg before yanking us down into the briny depths have always woken up to the dubious comfort that to actually confront one of these malignant molluscs we’d have to choose to go to the sea… but for an unfortunate few, encounters with a new breed of decidedly phantasmagorical, undulating abominations can happen anytime and anywhere.
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0:30.0 | hello and welcome to the podcast my name is mark stores and hanging out with me as always |
0:41.1 | is mr. robber Thomas morphe the second in dupe dilly what's happening buddy not much |
0:47.1 | man feeling fucking great compared to how I've been so rockin and clockin I guess whatever |
0:52.8 | that is whatever that new group is I'm a clockin around you know I'm fucking around oh man |
0:59.0 | yeah no I was on the verge of getting sick but I am better everything is good all health |
1:03.9 | here is a okay we are just blasting into the holiday season I totally got taken off guard I suddenly |
1:11.1 | was like holy shit I need to start christmas shopping like e fucking immediately yeah and you know |
1:16.2 | but you know man you know how I do I just banged it all out in like two days so with obviously |
1:20.9 | from the help with the help of my wife we got all of our stuff done it was super dope do you guys |
1:24.8 | still like go store shopping or you like 21st also you don't just Amazon the fuck out of it no I |
1:30.2 | mean some shit I am is on the fuck out of but a lot of stuff I'm just like yo let's just hit up |
1:34.1 | you know wherever and get on our shop awesome I like that you know we have actually have a little |
1:37.7 | mean hurry again get a little day out of it which is nice couple days and it's it's fun it's |
1:41.6 | it's good time and that I get yeah not mean I devoid that shit like the plague like I won't go |
1:45.8 | to a store unless I absolutely have to on the best of times but certainly not in the Christmas season |
1:50.5 | but I appreciate what you guys have I enjoy the holiday merriment is that what you call yeah just the |
1:56.6 | cheer mm just the cheer yes yes it's unrupled feathers yeah the fucking complete you'll |
2:03.9 | tie joy that spread everywhere in public it's actually just me going to the toys section and being |
2:08.7 | like are honey I call when I'm done so I go to like look at the action figures go check out the fun |
2:12.8 | codes I'm like oh shit nothing's new all right I'm gonna go bug her so I can go sit in the truck |
2:16.4 | oh what are you gonna do if they outgrow if they outgrow toys you know break your heart yeah well I |
2:21.0 | mean luckily I have an outgrown toys that's true am I running the family yeah there it is all right |
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