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Hello and welcome back to the horny housewife podcast.

I'm your host, Jordan.

What did you do, baby, boo, happy Monday.

So what have you done?

Is it the end of your Monday?

Is it the beginning of your Monday?

Are you driving to work?

Is it Wednesday?

I still forgive you.

I hope you've had a good attitude.

I am going to roast both the men and the women.

What do you think this is?

It's a bagel list of questions.

Because last week we did emotional affairs, opposite sex friendships.

And so typically, if you're new around here, when we do something really organized the week before, which I'm actually ready to execute today.

We get comfy, we kiki, and we talk shit about your life. Okay? And we love it. We love it.

It can be juicy. It's relatable. We sympathize. We empathize. We go, I don't want to be like

that. Or we go, I feel you. I feel you. Brother, I feel you. Sister, I feel you. Wouldn't want to be you, but I see you. All those things. But first, let's do a few things. I want to talk about the Valley Persian, no eye-rolling guys. You're like, I don't watch Bravo. Don't fucking watch that show.

This is more of a relationship dynamic that I want to call out and bring attention to

and why I think it's important and why it was while I was taken aback that I'm like, man,

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