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How Long Gone

270. - Jeff Wright

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Jeff Wright is a comedian who’s currently on the Late Night With Seth Meyers team, he’s originally from Orlando, but currently living in New York. We chat about NY being very Red (Taylor’s Version) right now, travel woes, Art Basel FOMO, subsisting mainly on Tyson chicken nuggets, cashless life, which Disneyworld rides to ride in certain situations, how to go viral on Tik Tok, when the chili check hit, why he’s so damn happy, Seth Meyers saying ideas are great or ass, Steve Harvey role play, no more free Jeff, how much money you can spend on cocaine, what it feels like to pay off your moms house, and why Jeff thinks running without headphones on is serial killer behavior. instagram.com/jeffrightnow twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

And the I guess Jason I hate to admit this coming from because it's a very tailor's version kind of day in New York today.

0:25.2

The leaves are changing the ground was a little happy I don't know what that means.

0:29.8

The ground well you know what I mean it's like like a nice cozy, you know, fall day, pumpkin spice

0:34.8

latte, got the ugs on. Maybe you have your Ermez cashmere blanket over, over your

0:40.4

thighs as you watch selling sunset.

0:43.8

You know how to paint a pig.

0:44.8

Maybe the fire is going.

0:47.1

You know what I mean?

0:47.6

I don't know if you have, if you can afford that.

0:49.8

But I've never been more desperate to leave New York in my entire life like when I get to

0:53.9

LA tomorrow I might I might kiss the dirty smog soaked ground at the cursed LAX

1:02.0

kiss and ride lot when our when our driver Vic pulls up in the late model suburban

1:08.0

blasting CNC music factory smelling like Marlboro lights I might give that Armenian motherfucker a hug.

1:13.8

I might give him a hug.

1:15.6

So you going on a pleasure trip to London and then an autumn soaked NYC arguably the best time of the year to be in New York City

1:26.9

you would agree with that right? I would say a little earlier than this but sure yeah it's

1:30.8

it's in the yeah the temperatures are dipping you said it's sorry as snowing yeah it's in the it's in the range. Yeah, the temperatures are dipping, you said it's sorry,

1:34.0

it's so it's in the right.

1:35.0

But you're, I'm getting the energy from you

1:38.0

that like you have just been kind of airlifted out of Fallujah by the skin of your teeth.

1:44.8

I was like type of operation to get this man home from a vacation to London and New York.

1:51.6

If Blade wants to sponsor my trip home and it's any faster, that's fine.

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