270: Galapadapaslapaqueen

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2017

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Hey grumblecakes, why you lookin' so down? Perhaps you'd like to drape this hot towel of a podcast over your face and allow our comedy steam to open your audience pores? Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you. You'd like the evaporating fun to cool your listener skin, and create a pleasant sensation known only as THE NICE TIMES. Steve is back from Galapagos, Log is Royal Marriage Mad, and Gavin spoke to a woman who was very complimentary about our trade. Would you please come to our CHRISTMAS LIVESHOW SPECIAL? All the freakin' details are here, and there aren't many tickets left. We're expecting you! canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features.
0:07.7	Hey, we're going to do this.
0:09.7	Steve, start doing it.
0:11.0	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:13.9	My name's Steve Hogarty.
0:16.0	I'm coming in strong.
0:18.1	It's been a while since I've been on the podcast.
0:20.2	I've counted the hours.
0:21.9	I know the readers have missed me. Did they? Did you miss him readers? Why not get in touch? Who's been counting the hours ago? What's your name? There's 168 hours in a week. That's fucking that time's three. My name's John Blythe. And I know the number of hours in a week. Do you? I think you do.
0:37.0	My name is Gab Miffey and I've been
0:38.5	reliably informed that this week Steve's coming in hot. I'm coming in hot because I've been to the
0:44.0	Galapagos Islands. I've been doing a bit of investigating into the little thing I've heard about
0:49.1	recently called evolution and they've got animals in the Galapagos Islands.
0:54.3	Evolving before your very eyes. Evolving before your very eyes.
0:56.0	Evolving before my very eyes.
0:58.8	Finches with beaks that are rapidly growing and shrinking and wrapping around their heads
1:03.8	like shield demands.
1:07.1	Log, what have you got coming up?
1:09.1	In this episode, I've got the Royal Romance of the Century. It's how those little fuckers met and how they got engaged and done it. That literally happened today. Yeah. How topical. How, yeah. You better wait and see it's the truth. I've got inroads into our monarchy and I know how to report the facts. That's fantastic.
1:30.6	You feel like it'll sound like I've come here with nothing.
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