4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2017
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Put on a kilt and develop an impenetrable Russian accent, because we're tackling the 2014 epic flop (yet surprisingly enjoyable) VAMPIRE ACADEMY! With the help of our special guest Sarah Hagi, we navigate the twists and turns of this truly confusing film, touching on weird vampire mythology, the worst romantic lead ever, and the truly epic performance of star Zoey Deutch, whose agent may or may not hate her.
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0:13.0 | I-by-law. |
0:15.0 | I-by-by-y-law-by-y-y-y-y-ly everyone. |
0:20.0 | I hate it but I love it. |
0:24.4 | The show about pop culture you love and hate simultaneously. Well, pop culture we love and |
0:29.1 | hate simultaneously. We don't care what you think. We do, we do care. |
0:35.0 | That came out hot and rude. |
0:37.0 | My name is Jocely Gettie. |
0:38.0 | My name is Kettie. |
0:39.0 | We are the two hottest rudest girls on the block. |
0:42.0 | Today we are doing the surprisingly delightful 2014 Jam Vampire Academy. |
0:48.2 | What happened here? |
0:49.4 | Why? |
0:50.4 | Who are we? |
0:51.4 | What is happening? |
0:52.4 | Guys, this movie is a big hot pile of who knew? |
0:55.0 | Because I have a lot of feelings about it, but many of them are surprisingly positive. |
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