Hello friends and welcome back to another brand new episode of the casual grimnest I as always I'm your host Simon

What happens here is Callum has written me a script this one's called the Westfield watcher

As far the only Westfield I know is in Westfield. It's a giant chain of shopping centers

So is it there's one in my house

Some guy murdering people the shopping centers. I don't think that's what it's all about

It's probably actually a place called Westfield or some such

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Let's just jump into it shall we if you're new. I've never read this before. This is what someone told me it's called cold read

So I'll read this will explore the story together. Let's get into it

Moving into a new house should be a happy occasion. I mean, it's really intense though because you're always

It gets put up in boxes and move somewhere else. So yeah, it's nice to have a new house. There's also a fuck sake

Despite all the crushing stress of moving your stuff decorating a drop of your huge amount of cash. Yes, exactly

It's very bitter sweet and then after all that it's the quality of the neighbors that can make or break your new life

Real estate agents will rarely mention if the guy next door to you as a convicted arsonist who enjoys late night bagpipe jam sessions

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