Ladies and gentlemen, we are the one, two, three, solar losers!

My name is Lunchbox, I run the show because I know the most about sports, so that's why

I'm in charge and I will give you sports opinions and sports facts.

And I'm Eddie, I know the least about sports, but I am passionate about sports because

I watch it, I just don't know crap about it.

So that's us, the solar losers.

Now we're missing Ray again, but it's okay.

It's okay, listen, it's okay.

I just feel like I have to address it because there are three of us on the image of

solar losers and Ray's never here.

Well, he has other things going on and he had a busy, he has been working double shifts,

so it's hard for him to get on our schedule and be able to stay, he has to get home and

get some sleep and it's been hard.

It's been hard and I just wanted to let you guys know in case you were wondering, where

is that Ray guy?

He's, he's still around, still part of the solar losers, he's just not, it's not that

he was getting his locks of the week wrong.

And so he got embarrassed and he quit showing up, but he was getting his locks wrong all

the time.

If to be honest, if he were here, he'd probably get one wrong today.

Yeah, but I mean today, and today's going to be a great day, guys.

Today is going to be a great day.

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