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The Worst Idea Of All Time

27: Date Night

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

It is time for Timbo’s Top Five vehicles he would f*ck in Furious 6. The twists and turns, the inclusions and omissions on this list will SHOCK YOU. We also take the time for a side bar into the top five mattresses FOR a car. Guy tells us a little about some legal problems he has run into after practicing as a doctor in the reception of a pediatrics' office but that doesn’t get in the way of him sharing some fantastic jokes.

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0:00.0

5, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

0:29.0

Pigs in there, sadly for copyright reasons we got to send that off guy and welcome

0:39.0

everyone. The song by the way is called Pigs in there by Robert Wyatt. Pigs. It's a lovely song.

0:47.0

It's a very simple setup. We're just inserting some steroids into our veins. What are they called PEDs?

1:01.0

Performance enhancing drugs. You got to see the eyes. You don't want your eyes in shade.

1:09.0

They say the eyes. There's a shot and furious six of the window to the soul.

1:14.0

We're sure it's finally in prison and they've got this big hash light on them and it's coming up and it cuts these awful shadows up like that.

1:22.0

I've read some things online because I've tried to figure out lighting a little bit but it's too hard for me I think.

1:30.0

I don't think I've got a brain for it but the reason it has been posited why you sort of have lights that come from up there

1:38.0

is like it emulates the sun so that's what our brains are used to seeing shadows do.

1:43.0

So you know how horror movies and horrific imagery has underlit because it's such an unnatural...

1:49.0

You don't see that in the wild. Not for people who do handstands.

1:53.0

What if it's going on here? Well that's still them going in the same direction but your face is the thing.

1:58.0

On mirrors. Now we're talking.

2:01.0

Yeah so there's a big community of people who do that.

2:04.0

Can you do cartwheels? Can you cartwheel? I've never seen you do a cartwheel.

2:09.0

They always end as roundoffs but I can do them.

2:11.0

That's actually I think more impressive.

2:13.0

You just be able to do a front hand spring.

2:16.0

And now? Probably still could. I can still...

2:19.0

I like that you're looking around. There's no way you're going to do that here in the garage.

2:23.0

I can still jump up off my back onto my feet.

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