27. Byron Bowers

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2017

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Comedic madman and southern renaissance gentleman, Byron Bowers, enters the folds of the studio for a barrage of unbelievable true tales. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Trying to grab all the groceries in one trip.
0:04.5	Oof, not how you would have done that.
0:06.5	You know sometimes less is more.
0:08.4	Like when you drive less and save with the USAA annual mileage discount.
0:12.5	USAA get a quote today.
0:17.1	Who am I?
0:55.1	Let's put your headphones on so you know what's going on. Yo, let me get these levels. Oh, you're doing it. Am I in space? Oh, there we go. You can be in space if you want to be in space. All right, then. This is it. Oh, Ryan, thank you. We've got the two little waters here. Yeah, two tiny, itty-bitty waters. Two small waters. Hey, a guest, I'm not going to say your name yet, because I want to give you a proper introduction. I'm going to play a little song right now to start the podcast off. And then we're going to get down to it. Is that okay? Yes. I'm sure most people understand who you are already.
0:56.8	If they know, they know.
0:58.5	If they don't, they don't.
1:00.1	I don't care about them either way.
1:01.6	We gonna get to it, people.
1:11.6	This is a song called Spaceship Landing by a band called K-Y-U-S-S pronounced Kaius. I thought it was pronounced Kius.
1:14.6	That was wrong.
1:16.6	We're not gonna listen to the whole song, assholes.
1:19.6	Huh. Huh.
1:21.6	It's good, right?
1:23.6	This is from 1995.
1:25.6	I can't tell what this good or not. You like good music. Yeah, but with this. I can't tell what this is good or not.
1:29.7	You like good music.
1:32.3	Yeah, but with this, I can't... You just can't tell.
1:38.7	If I'm at a concert...
1:41.9	Right?
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