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#27 Alec Baldwin For $500

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4.02.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2017

⏱️ 28 minutes

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The Betches discuss the finale of Vanderpump Rules (of course). Dear Betches give advice on what to do when two girls who hooked up with the same guy are on a bachelorette together, and what to do when your coworkers are all friends and you're not. Games are all part of Would You Rather: traveling edition, aka what sh*tty traveling conditions would you prefer over others? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:07.0

Hi everyone, welcome to Fetch Slap. I'm Ely. I'm Samantha. Hey, and we have to talk today

0:18.0

about Vanderbump Rules finale. Sammy, apparently earlier today told me she had a lot of thoughts

0:23.2

about it. So I said, save them for the podcast. So go. Well, it's really hard to remember

0:28.1

what all of my thoughts were, but I thought one of the most interesting first of all, can't

0:31.9

believe these two were married. But like, then again, I kind of can. Did you cry? I cried

0:35.6

over. I didn't cry at all. Happy to save. I cry anytime anybody cries on screen. Like,

0:41.6

I don't know, I just, I don't know whether I, like I don't, I didn't genuinely believe

0:45.6

that he's so in love with her, but I just felt I know that the whole thing was super

0:50.0

disingenuous. Oh, that's a fucking show. Well, they were really dating. Yeah. Okay, the second

0:57.9

thing I thought was interesting. I just want everyone to picture what's going on here.

1:00.9

Sammy's holding her little dog. You can see it. You can see it on our Snapchat. The

1:04.9

underscore badges. She's holding her dog as if she's Dr. Evil. I just, I just got a new

1:10.2

dog a week ago. His name is Bruce Springsteen. And he's a Boston Terrier. And you can follow

1:15.3

him. Oh, my God. I'm not interested. You can follow. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm

1:21.8

Yes, we will kind of remember him, sixth, sixth, seventh. I agree. So the sort that I heard

1:27.2

on TV was still about shirts. I was like, well, he would certainly not consider it your

1:32.9

history, but I was like fucking mile hour, it took me. Yeah. I was like, oh, no, we

1:37.2

all do four or five weeks. We all do two poops that are a single hour of

1:41.1

summer. I mean, doing a podcast of Amazon air golf and a track list of some funny

1:47.2

다음에来了, friday, we are how weivo uилоinci Monsters. Look at there. I saw that

1:49.4

Funny and how he hysterically cries and like shows his emotion is just overwhelmingly hysterical. Yeah, he needs to chill

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