Hello and welcome to Classical Stuff You Should Know.

It's a podcast about classical things that you should know.

And that's, I'm not committing to any tagline.

That's it.

My name is A.J. Hanenberg. I am a English and rhetoric teacher at Veritas Academy, and I'm here with Graham Donaldson.

Say that was about a B-minus.

Who also teaches English and rhetoric and has no tact.

And Thomas Magby joins us as well.

A plus.

And he is a brown noser.

So my introduction today, in light of the past two and how glorious those puns were, all I can pray is that I know enough about the intro to give it its due and that I'm adequate.

That was an adequate, adequate. That was an adequate intro. That's all that I can pray is that my

intro is good enough. Hey, let's talk about adequateness. Okay, so Magby has some stuff for us today.

What do you have for us, Maggie? So Graham and AJ leading up to this talk, they keep asking, hey,

what are you going to talk about? And I keep saying, I'm talking about Ataquascio.

And then they go, that doesn't mean anything.

It sounds like a giant squash

falling from the sky. It sounds like a Harry Potter spell.

Harry Potter spell. Yeah, that's good.

It is.

Adiquashio. What is it like darn clothing?

Like it keeps, like it's, if you want to knock a rug out, all the dust out of a rug.

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