269: This Sh*t Has Sailed & Ordered And Eaten (with Justin Long and Sal Vulcano)
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🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Jake is joined by Justin Long and Impractical Jokers' Sal Vulcano for this special episode. First, the guys play Russian roulette with a pooping stall. Then, they give advice to a perfect 10 who is sick of being touched at work.
Catch Sal on his standup tour, https://salvulcanocomedy.com/
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| 1:42.3 | I don't want to put too much pressure on this friendship, but I have a really good feeling about this. Oh, I love you. Well, uh, Sal, volcano. And I fucked it up. You just said volcano. Yeah, well, so it's volcano. So, so here it is. It's potato, potato. Yeah, but mine is wrong. So mine is whatever the bad one is. |
| 2:01.7 | Potato. |
| 2:02.3 | By the way, nobody finds this potato on plant. |
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