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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#269: Stupid Don't Get Tired

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2020

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

1- No leadership
2- Left Africa to stand in line
3- Keep laughing
4- Scientists are smarter than politicians
5- Did i mention no leadership?
6- KUDOS to the food chain people
7- Everything is cancelled
8- Don't shoot. Don’t drink the bleach.
9- How about that lack of leadership?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Alonzo, and I want to welcome you to episode 269 of my podcast, who's paying attention.

0:23.7

We all are right now.

0:25.9

Everyone's paying attention with this coronavirus madness going on.

0:31.1

The hard thing is separating fact from fiction, from fear, from whatever, you know. But yeah, this is it. We got it. It's going.

0:45.3

Where do I start? First of all, let me tell you, this is my third attempt at recording this

0:51.7

particular podcast. You know me and technology. We just don't do well

0:56.8

together. I don't know what it is. So it started out. I was recorded on my IMac in my office.

1:02.4

And then for some reason, the disc on that went crazy. And I know the disc is in full because that

1:07.4

computer has a terabyte of memory and I don't have that much stuff on it.

1:11.3

Terabytes a hell of a lot.

1:12.5

I think you can fly the enterprise with a terabyte.

1:15.6

Anyway, I switched to my laptop, my beautiful MacBook Air.

1:20.7

I love this computer, light, easy to carry, blah, blah, blah.

1:24.1

And I recorded the podcast and apparently I had the metronome on.

1:28.9

So we could have given you that one, and you would have seen how well I kept time.

1:33.9

Click, click, click, click in the background completely.

1:36.7

So engineer said, no, do it again.

1:39.4

So here I am doing it again.

1:40.7

I will tell you what I think is different.

1:43.0

I'm not as upset today.

1:46.7

I avoid Donald Trump news conferences because I know they're bullshit. I know it there

1:54.5

lies and and there's always some I don't, underlying plan or whatever. Listen, in my opinion, and you know, it's my podcast, so you get in my opinion, we have no leadership through this virus, crisis, whatever you want to call it, absolutely none. And this is what bothers me. This is what

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