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And although we joke, if you or someone you know is affected by or a victim of domestic violence, dial 1-800-799-7233, or visit the National Domestic Violence Hotlines website, thehotline.org.

But it's always the husband.

It's always the husband.

It's always a husband.

I don't keep me.

Hi, this is Sarah.

And this is Megan.

You're listening to it's always the husband podcast.

Welcome.

Thank you for pushing play on this shit show.

This is a true crime podcast and we tell the story of a horrible murder.

Not well researched at all.

And hopefully you'll get a few laughs out of it.

Also, we talk about our lives at this part.

Yeah, and if you hate that, just either fast forward.

But don't.

Or this is when we're at our metapausal bitchy best. All right. What did you do this week? Oh, wait. I already know. I went to your parents' house and I left my shoes there. Did you take them? Yes. I didn't take them because I thought they were maybe my mom's. Your mom has size 800 foot.

She has size 9.5.

Oh, those are my size.

Yeah.

So I didn't take them because I was like, maybe they're my mom's.

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