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I do love that when his slaves go to burn down his house. Good. Sorry. I know, right?

I've never seen someone yes and so hard in my life. He like walks out and is like,

oh, you're going to burn down my house? Yeah, let's fucking burn down my house.

I'm gonna help them burn down his house, freeze all of them. I was like, damn.

And the book, he kills them all afterwards. What? He kills them all afterwards.

I just like in the vampire universe, theater people are also still weird.

It kind of just like not so hurtful but accurate to my experience as a theater person.

We have a theater group and we live underneath the theater. I'd be like, I am going back to

the new world. Thank you for this opportunity. I'll figure this all out of my own.

Thank you for tuning into horror virgin on page. I'm Mikey. And I'm your horror virgin Todd,

which means I don't like watching scary movies but this week we didn't because our guest picked

one that wasn't and our guest is John Reisinger. Now hold on, you don't think this is a scary movie.

Okay, John, this is actually one that I've seen before. I had a good friend in high school that

like convinced me to watch it. So we watched it in his basement. And I didn't realize at the time

that it might have been like, hey, are you this way too? Yeah, I think that's what that was.

But watching it through tonight, I was like, oh, okay, maybe that's what that was.

Yeah. Anyway, we're still friends. I can ask him. That's funny. I mean, I'll have you know that

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