Hi, everyone. Welcome to Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined us always by G.R. Dad. Hi. Hi. Nice to see you again, G.R. Dad. It's nice to be in the same room talking into the same connected microphone. It has been an extremely long number of days. Sure has. It sure has. And like, it's been a lot of days.

But also, it's been an extremely long week. Like, it feels like a month. Yes. Everything that has transpired. It seems like a month, let's say, since we last podcasted and all the updates seem like they should fill a month. Yeah. Or longer. I mean, yeah. Yeah. The cocktail of the week this week is the one night stand, which I like both for the name and the fact that it's got a fuckload of liquor in it. So the one night stand.

It is a shot each of gin, vodka, tequila, light rum, coconut rum, and peach snops. Oh my God. You'll die if you drink this whole thing, you guys. Some high school kid discovered this as they were home alone with their parents liquor cabinets. And then it's also what's creative about this. It's just like pouring everything together in a big giant bucket. They added a table spoon of sour mix, a dash of grenadine, and a shot of orange juice.

Like, why? None of that's going to make a difference. It's just a fuckload of booze, which fraternity invented this. I mean, I don't have any history. No, no, it's, I mean, embarrassing. But I was, I was like, you know, it was served up to me by Pinterest. Like, hey, look at this cocktail. The one night stand. I was like, that's a good name. And I was like, Oh, hilarious. There's so much liquor in this. So. Wow. I mean, I don't recommend making this. I don't think it's going to taste good. But it definitely will get you

drunk. And that has a great name. In go and I went out to dinner tonight because we haven't seen each other for a week. And then afterwards, I was like, how about we go get some frozen Irish coffees at Mary Ellen's bar in

Key West. And it goes like great. The story's an emotional roller coaster. So we walk from dinner to Mary Ellen's. And we start going in. And there's like a older lady sitting outside.

Could have been the owner. Could have been a bouncer. Could have been a server. We don't know. It's Key West.

So just sitting out there. So we walked past her and she's like, hang on, hang on. And I was like, Oh, you need to check my ID because they were checking

IDs a lot during fantasy fast. So I handed my ID and she's like, no, I've got vibrator races going on in the inside. And so we've just got to keep people out until it

settles down a little bit in there. So we're full for the vibrator. And part of me was like, I was going to be like, could we just go in and get some Irish

coffees and bring them back out? We're not going to take up space. But she was so bitchy about it. Like we was really put her out by trying to patronize this establishment to her bar. So we just left. And then I tried to make some

frozen Irish coffees and they're fine. I mean, they're not bad, but they're not good. I think they're good. They're just not debat. It's not like what you get from a bar. I need a frozen Irish coffee

machine. What you need is to live in Dallas at the capital X lounge at the airport. Or New Orleans and go to, I mean, yes, Aaron Rose. Oh, those are the original

friends. It's the original frozen Irish coffee. They're so good. Those are dangerously good. We have invited GR dogs that are, we're like, listen,

GR dogs that are who lives in Maryland. If you ever want a week in the keys, just let us know. We will fly you down. You can stay at the house. Like you baby,

sit the dogs and we'll pay you. And then go and I will finally go to vacation somewhere. We have a list of things we need to do

while the dogs are being taken care of. And like we, we find it, I finally like planned for us a little like one day away,

you know, in December, but like it would be great to take like a five day vacation. And we need somebody who's going to be able to like be here full

time with the dogs. Not that, I mean, you know, if she or anybody else would be like, they don't have to stay in the house for five days, right?

Like you can go, like bring a friend, bring a friend, come stay at the house. Like go out at night and just like, don't leave the dogs from more than five

hours. Fucking great. Sounds great. And we could go to New Orleans. And finally, our last vacation that we had planned pre pandemic was to New Orleans.

We had it booked. I think end of March beginning of April 2020. Yep. And of course it got canceled. But we used to go to New Orleans

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