269. Enter the Tortoise (with the Famband)

Off Book: The Improvised Musical

Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino

Music, Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Look, a lot happens in this episode but all you really need to know is that there's a tortoise.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Woodbird Theater, we now present Off Book.
0:08.0	Off Book!
0:10.0	We utilize musical podcasts with Zach and Jess.
0:19.0	The beep means we are done.
0:21.0	And the beep means we are good and the beep goes on.
0:27.0	Why can't I get my timer set up?
0:29.0	Keep all this crap.
0:30.0	People like them, he's on set.
0:32.0	Jessica?
0:33.0	Jessica, who has a Casio watch?
0:35.0	Ooh, and it's got a timer on it.
0:37.0	And I like to watch it well, we record.
0:40.0	Let's rude, then take your elf your phone.
0:43.0	Which is what I do.
0:45.0	Make us an arute boy.
0:52.0	What time it is, got to know what to do today.
0:55.0	Get to know what time it is, got to know what time it is.
0:59.0	Also, don't mean a prank, don't mean a say.
1:02.0	You're just alright.
1:04.0	But I've been spendin' so much time outside.
1:08.0	So I got that watch and yes my wrist is too toned.
1:11.0	So I always wear a watch so you're not like, oh-oh.
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