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Did I record the intro with passion and umph and pleasure?

I did. Did it not record the entire time?

Correct as well. Hello and welcome back to the Honey Housewife podcast. I hope you have had a

wonderful new year thus far. I'm glad we got that out of the way because now I can be intentional, I can be focused.

Mommy knows what she's going to say. I planned my next workout days in advance. So the next two

weeks, I know when I'm working out. I've created a schedule for each day. I did see a bitch that I don't like in the workout class, so I hope that she's not working out at that time every single day. But maybe that's going to be cool because then maybe, like, I'll have to, like, confront her and be like, if she ever says hi to me, be like, ballsy of you to say hi to me. And then I can tell her why I hate her guts. So fingers crossed, that happens.

What else is new? I was going to like offload my Apple calendar to you, but I was like,

let's not. Instead, I'm going to do you a solid. What would your big sis do? You might punch her, or little sis, God, why

I'm missing big sister. She would tell you like it is, and she would cheer you on and hype you up

for what you're about to do over the next six to 12 months. Why did I say six to 12? I don't know. For the time being.

And what would your, if your wife did it or your husband did it? You would flip them off.

Maybe you'll appreciate it, but if they really did like the tough love, you'd be like,

what's your tone? And if your sister did it, you might want to

wrestle her, but you can't wrestle me and you don't want to break your iPhone, laptop,

whatever. So I think I'm safe. I think I'm clear. And I'm going to give you a motivational horny housewife, TED talk.

I don't think I can say, is that like copyright?

I'm going to give you my version of a hype sesh.

Oh, my breast or breasticking.

Breasteling.

Is my nipple going to blah, blah, blah.

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