268: Ms. Pat's Pronouns

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Our friend Trent is back! Ms. Pat shares how he became her make-up artist, which was through sheer audacity. He answers if JD Vance is wearing eye liner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I don't rise because baby court is back in session.
0:04.0	This is season two.
0:07.0	He's on real cases with real money on the line.
0:10.0	He can go to hell.
0:11.0	I'm not paying him nothing.
0:14.0	She butcher my dog's hair cut.
0:16.4	In my defense, he literally made this lady dog by racist.
0:20.3	He black in the face and white on that.
0:27.0	Your job is to be funny and my job is to be funnier. Wait a minute, can you run that bad?
0:29.0	Set your ass down.
0:31.0	You and your mama look like snooped dog at two different ages.
0:35.0	He a chef that cooked naked.
0:37.0	Yes.
0:38.0	Does he have to ask people if they have nut allergies?
0:40.0	What type of drugs you on?
0:45.0	We're gonna find out too.
0:46.0	Don't play with me.
0:47.0	Play the radio.
0:48.0	I object to that caution tape outfit.
0:51.0	Oh, shut up, demand.
0:52.8	I'm getting my money back today.
0:56.6	How you know my verse? Y'all gonna mess around and find out.
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