Hi guys and welcome to another episode of Congratulations

It is time to almost hit the road what is it?

It will be when this comes out to 17th and 18th, Patreon 17th and then for YouTube the 18th and the next weekend after that I am going back I already did Phoenix but I'm going all have my at-a-state shows.

I did a Dallas Grand Saint Prairie, what the fuck? Grand Saint Prairie? Too many words in that? Yeah, but whoo! So we're doing that.

Tickets are chrisley.com, it's basically Dallas a Dallas Grand Saint Prairie, it takes two lots of mouthful.

That's like the movie The Englishman that went up a hillbuck came down a mountain. They got the nerve to fucking name at that.

The Hugh Grant movie The Englishman who went up a hillbuck came down a mountain, the nerve to it and also the nerve but also so fucking like in your face symbolic.

There should have just called that movie symbolism.

The Englishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain. When I first heard that preview I was like oh this fucking title when does it stop?

Just called the Englishman right? Much more palatable. So I started, I was doing Dallas and then I'm doing Wichita and I can't get it out of my head that every time I say Wichita I go Wichita with a BTK killer was stationed.

Like he's a fucking what do you call it? Army guy. No, but Wichita and then I got Atlanta and then I got Savannah, Georgia. I've got Washington, DC, the Dar Center or whatever the fuck it's called and doesn't really work as a what do you call it?

The letters altogether D. A. R. Dar kind of sounds like something that somebody really done would say there are and then Savannah and then puria Boston.

I got a bunch of different dates so go to crystalia.com and figure that out. Oh great. This is fucking it all up.

And so that and then also we got the life ripped shit out. You know we got this we got this shit the Perry Winkle shits and cause falls coming man get them hoodies.

We got the life ripped worldwide we got all that shit and different shirts and hats and we've got the new whatever it is what it is go fucking peruse crystalia.com for ticket tour dates and shit I'm adding also other shows so anyway dude.

I'm back by the way I was out of town this past weekend I was in the what do you call it? I was in Seattle I was close to Seattle it was like wood wood woodland or wood wood bridge wood something some fucking wood thing and I was doing it for my cousins wet in my cousin got married and it was a beautiful thing now.

He's 30 I think because it's 12 years younger than me he's 30 and you got married you were a fucking nice blue suit is killing it looking real handsome.

And he's got really long hair like fucking Jason Mamoah and and I and he texted me like his outfit like his talks when you went to or his suit whatever when he was going to get married and I wrote I can't believe you're waiting to the last.

I can't wait it I can't believe you're waiting to the last fucking minute you waiting so long to get fucking get your hair cut before your wedding because like it was like obviously you got to cut your hair for your wedding is too long so that's a little family humor for you guys.

Just a little family few little family humor humor just joking arounds and any laughed you know what I mean and then he said really thank you so much for coming to the wedding and I said who's this.

So you know just a little family humor you know and he said that always gets me and I go out you know it's beautiful so yeah so we had a good we had a good time we were up there you know took a whole family up there the whole family meaning my dad and my mom and everybody just Kristen and my my son went up there put him in a little suit and do it I was just fucking we were in in the middle of a field I don't even know it was like called the wedding place or some shit we we got an Airbnb now whoopsie Daisy my mom got it now whoopsie Daisy it was too far away but it's not.

It's not easy it was too far away but it's all good now it was too far away but it's all good it was too far away from the fucking wedding and it's all good whoopsie Daisy but my mom do this is fucking going down yes dude it keeps going down it yes dude it's like a it's like a fucking bone dog when it's done you know I'm talking about and it keeps on kind of

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