#268: Live Sony Hack (@BigJayOakerson)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 15 June 2016

⏱️ 139 minutes

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Summary

Big Jay Oakerson and I went up to a buddy's rooftop in New York and talked about garbage music while we looked into people's windows hoping to find some action. Jay has the worst taste in music. He likes all my least favorite bands. So we talked about that a little. But we also got majorly sidetracked as we started seeing a bunch of interesting stuff in the windows. I also talk a lot about Bonnaroo in the intro and outro.

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0:00.0	Both of their positions don't look permanent. I mean, I guess they're he's right
0:03.3	He's like why should I be in the same room as you if we're just me and our phones
0:05.8	But he is now like sitting in a chair in the room on his phone
0:08.8	But maybe they're doing role play maybe he has to text her like hey want to come over and fuck or something
0:13.0	I don't know how they can connect yeah, talk to her to me. It's like she won't come in the room until he writes swipes her on Tinder
0:19.5	You gotta find me. It's gotta be a thing. Yeah, I made a new account
0:23.2	You gotta find me it's like then we can go back and forth for a while
0:26.2	You gotta get your name. I'm not just coming over. You gotta take me off for a drink first
0:29.9	And then you can talk me in the not going off for a drink. This guy's got to get redressed completely
0:35.3	This guy's the worst
0:44.6	Oh
0:46.6	Stranger's body still here are the arrangement hasn't changed
0:57.1	Now
0:59.1	I've got a life time to consider all the way
1:06.6	I grow more
1:09.6	Disappointing to you as my beauty warps and faith
1:18.8	And I suspect you fear the
1:26.2	Man when I was young I dreamed of a passionate obligation to do me
1:35.6	Is this the part where I get all I ever wanted who said that
1:49.7	Can I get my money back?
1:56.2	I
2:20.0	Just a little
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