Andy and Kansas you're on the earth thanks for holding

So Alex some of my first time coloring my huge fan. I love your work. I love you

Hey everybody welcome back to knowledge fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jack. We're couple dudes like to sit around trick novelty beverages and talk a little bit about

Alex. Oh indeed we are Dan Jordan Dan Jordan

What type of bird would you be if you were if you had to be a bird?

I feel like it would be wrong of me to say anything other than cardinal seeing as I'm from

Missouri and love our baseball there you know all my friends are big red birds fans. Yeah, I should probably say cardinal

You should probably say cardinal, but then I could piss everybody off in Missouri by saying oriel

Blue Jay

People in Missouri care about Baltimore and Toronto. I just think of other baseball teams that are birds. I don't know

I mean, I just I don't want to be a bird so I choose a cardinal just because that seems like there's an other

consideration you don't want to be a bird. Fuck no you've never wanted to fly. No birds are done

Flying to windows all the time and stuff it seems like a not a very fun life

I've seen how we've learned a lot about you. Well, it just I also don't like seeds all that much like some flower seeds

Don't charm me. It's like whatever they eat like

You are not focusing on the positives of being a bird. You can fly fine. Yes. Whoop-dee shit. Come on

I don't care. Yeah, but you got to eat seeds and the flying is clearly too much of a risk you run into things all the time

You got to take risks to live a rich full life dad. No

Okay, fair enough when I used to work at the Walgreens over on western

Yeah, it was some of the worst times of my life here in Chicago. I had just moved to town everything was going bad

No stand-up was not going well the job sucked. I was miserable

But I couldn't leave it because I needed you know to pay rent and stuff and so one day I'm out on a smoke break

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