268. Cut Worms

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Cut this episode in half and it will generate two completely delightful half hours of comedy and music with musical guest Cut Worms performing "Living Inside" from their eponymous new album, a surprise zoom from Bill Maher to bury the hatchet with Tim, and our old pal Curly G with an extended b-day message for Captain Carlin. Want another one (hour)? Subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+ today for more with Cut Worms performing "Castle in the Clouds", a surprise voicemail from Richard Dreyfus and Doug presenting new names for problematic old ones in his latest slideshow. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. Find everything Office Hours including the merch store at officialofficehours.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, is that a pumpkin spice latte?
0:03.2	No, it's the pumpkin spice latte.
0:05.9	Starbucks?
0:06.9	Obviously.
0:07.9	You know, I once got so obsessed with pumpkin spice, I only wore orange for a month.
0:11.3	Ugh, that's nothing.
0:12.6	I once got so obsessed I got a pumpkin shame into my hair.
0:15.0	Oh yeah?
0:16.0	Well, last year I cured outside Starbucks for a week, and my tent was a shape of a pumpkin.
0:19.8	Well, I'm changing my name to pumpkin spicy.
0:24.9	The Starbucks original is back.
0:26.7	Go all out pumpkin spice, subject to availability while stocks last.
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1:00.0	Forever.
1:02.0	Dog.
1:03.0	I'm a hairy guy.
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