Pinching a punch and a punch first of the month of no returns.

Pinching a kick for being so quick.

It's like we're 11 years old all over again, isn't it?

Happy Labour Landslide Day.

You had to ruin it, didn't you?

See?

Come on, be honest.

What do you think of Tony Blair's long hair?

I...

I...

You know me. I love everything about Tony, but not his new hair too.

You wouldn't want to run your fingers through it.

Stop it. I don't think after, I mean, when my youngest was a, was a boy, he had lovely long blonde hair, like a little Lord Fauntleroy.

You'll hate me for saying that.

But on the whole, I think as men get older, I'm not sure that long hair does the many favours.

But, you know, I am actually, I am living for Tony Blair with a top knot. I think that could work.

Oh my God. Can you imagine it? A Gareth Bale? Yes. Do it, Tony. Just do it.

God. But the thing is, wouldn't you have thought Cherie might have said something? Because she's not

backward and coming forward, is she?

Now this is an interesting point, isn't it? Because, funnily enough, we touched on this on Steff's packed lunch on Wednesday, all the big issues. Um, is it her job?

Yes. Is it? Yeah, I rely on John to tell me, A, when I'm being ridiculous or B, when I look ridiculous.

I suppose that's true, but you do need, I'm not sure that my beloved ex-husband ever told me what to do with my hair.

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